I feel a migraine coming on

Oh what a fucking morning it has been.  First off I was supposed to shingle a roof, but since its fucking raining that’s out of the picture.  So I decide to go tear apart the door for farmer Johnson.   That wasn’t a problem except getting wet, but oh well , it is part off working in my field.   I get over to  where I am supposed to dump all the metal  and  found my self stuck in the fuckin mud trying to get up a fucking hill.  I get half way up the hill and slide all the way back to my starting point.  But if that wasn’t enough I could not move.  I just sat there spinning the tires.  Mother Fuck, god damn it.  Now I am getting pissed off.  So I get out and fall right on my ass.  Put down some plywood in hopes that I could at least get back on the gravel, But no. My fucking tires are all wet an muddy and just fucking spin on the wood also.  Well then I get my trailer off my truck and try again.  That is right you all, not a god damn thing.  Finally I just give up and called my uncle with his 4 wheel drive truck.  Well after an hour and a half I am finally out.  I am going to fix my truck up real nice and try to get a grand out of it so I can put a down payment on a truck with four wheel drive so I don’t have to drag my dick in the dirt again.  URG, now my head hurts.